You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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