Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Randomize
