We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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