you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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