Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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