Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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