Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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