@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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