I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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