This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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