I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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