nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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