last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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