Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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