My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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