News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guiltš
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said āohh sorryā. Iām still drunk.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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