sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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