Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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