This is not my ceiling
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
