? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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