You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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