i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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