i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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