If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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