you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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