hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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