I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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