You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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