This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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