well you can't waste a boner
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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