I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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