its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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