hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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