I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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