Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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