so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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