The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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