Whod you bang
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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