His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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