Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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