im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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