your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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