If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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