Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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