I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
wow bdsm is so cute
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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