no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
