with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
