So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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