pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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