yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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