why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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