i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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