I haven't been this sober since birth.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
did you just send me my own nude
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Randomize
