Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Randomize
