Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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