Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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