What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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